remember when the year started and we could get by without opening any windows and fans and the only way to survive the office aircon is with three layers of jackets?
well, weird weather gone now, hello summer, so familiar. i can't function without a fan and i'm slowly easing all of my jackets back into the back of the closet, quite certain that they won't be needed for the next six months. hehe. sabay labas ng mga sleeveless. okay hindi naman sa nananakot (sarado closet ulit)
but really, the number one sign that summer's here is this: my tummy is itchy as hell.
yes this is TMI and yes my stomach is, among other things, a weather instrument. the girlfriend was this close to putting my hands in mittens because damn my tummy is itchy as hell. (douses self with isopropyl alcohol for the nth time today tsssss)
my theory is this: i gained weight over december, which explains the increased waistline, hence jeans = rubbing onto tummy skin. hence = irritation. plus the heat and the sweat = itchyness some more.
phenomenon usually happens once a year, around a month or so after christmas. and now, here it is.
and operating under very pavlovian circumstances = summer's here! ilabas na at ibilad sa ilalim ng araw ang beer! =)
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